Lucky Us
by Evelyn
The ambassador to Poland would be arriving any minute in the small beleaguered nation.
All the country’s cameras were trained on the crap chute by which all outsiders must enter this country.
The horn player stood ready with her silver welcome horn, and
the children were inflating balloons and tying them off with tiny dexterous fingers.
The country’s façade was decorated with crepe paper handed down from America to Russia to Romania to the small beleaguered nation.
All of a sudden, there was a spark, and then a bright, breathtaking blaze.
Everyone looked at the fire juggler and what he had done to all expectations of diplomacy.
Untitled
by Adam
You must be inflating my expectations
revealing your little horn
You must trust my interpretations
or do you think of me as a small
spark on the contact of the
grandiose neon of your façade?
Touch me in the place that triggers
the belief of experience
And I will cease my belief
that you’re trying to implicate my crap-chute.
Tuesday 8:37 pm
by Matthew
My indigestion came about like the glorious prouncements of festive horns
A sudden weight, a quick moment of discomfort
The first signal of a coming procession…
Of inflating, expanding gas, a rising tide of bile
All that is needed now is a spark
An ignition that will turn my bowels into
An inferno, sending all my insides into
A molten flow, expelled in a moment
Of great relief
Through the crap-chute the façade of human dignity is betrayed.
Dust-making
by Stephanie
We stood ingeniously, tilting,
inflating and deflating
in front of everyone.
Someone’s horn honked in the distance.
Our façade was chipped away substantially.
Someone’s stray seizing threw a spark
that crackled and creeped into a fiery inferno.
We were consumed, crisped, cooled.
Rain on our ashes trickled and carried us
down the dreaded crap-chute.