http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:48:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This round of poems is based on this photo. the group of animals by Adam carla is sorting her things she is the center of the animals' attention drawing the animals to each of her things save this or appreciate it now rooting as though finding a place intolerance determine if this belongs out with it if you have ... http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet/2008/04/24/16/ Great American Metal Band by Alexis Epic Ballad sing to me. Televised constantly in my head. It stays playing rolling through my temporal lobe until finally Broca's outed me screaming rapaciously hesitation bated, "Take the women and children" assault on an innocent lake going bystander Suddenly self aware Hiccuping regret fearing shitty pants and reprisal Hastily I wash my dirty dirty IPOD. Manowar you hurt me. . . . What ... http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet/2008/03/24/bystander-televised-hiccup-epic-wash/ I Remember You Said It Like This by Erika The joke was about two young doctors entombed in an opium den -- One of them chokes on ice and one of them mounts a horse naked -- a mottled Appaloosa with pretty hair. You love that part. It wasn't wildly funny, it was maybe just your voice, the way ... http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet/2008/02/20/notch-appaloosa-piquant-deliberate-entomb-opium/ slowly draw the cloth out of your throat and over your eyes by Adam G. experiments with the neti pot have led closer to senses than solutions hypertonicity may be more effective in relieving syndromes characterized by dried mucus caked into upper respiratory cavities crummy lung volume in comparison to previous measurements uncontrollable wiping of the nose with ... http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet/2008/02/13/crummy-neti-pot-sleeve-caked-note/ Procrastination Leads to Cooking by Adam Lee Colander glints warily, hot noodles breath a sigh of relief. The grimy knobs of my range reflect the hot spattering of oil. A few garlic cloves, the last bastions in my igloo-like fridge. Scrolling through the recipe in my mind; black bean sauce and some chicken broth. After steaming, finally... I taste. . . . Untitled by Alexis I live in an igloo ... http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet/2008/02/03/scroll-igloo-bastion-colander-knob/ Mission Oak Frame by Evelyn Retarded halibut framed in mission oak Forge! Ascerbic, gangly herder The recumbent chair creeps closer to the mutt shears... . . . Oh Gangly God by Stephanie Recumbent out back on the lawn, we forged a new gentle philosophy. An acerbic appearance of a Messiah scared the halibut shitless and sent them shivering back into blackness. The retarded army ... http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet/2008/01/30/acerbic-recumbent-retarded-gangly-forge-halibut/ labottles labels lapels loosen by Carla blindly skipping along a path through a small forest a grip in blank hoarer the plaything of the fleshy lime. . . . Untitled by Matthew Oooh, what a fleshy glare. Loose lips over that floating lime. The rising glass, a gin & tonic kiss. I'm gripping my fork and blankly looking back. . . . Untitled by Stephanie When you want that fleshy feeling, a meaty sensation ... http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet/2008/01/30/fleshy-loose-lime-blank-grip/ Untitled by Carla   Ear in carrott stick makes good Listening in on those cool hallways Where smooth as silk voices nattering Smooth and smuther the smooth hard Smooth dark, did I say hard floors Sliding by not supernatural in the all but perfectly normal Act of non-penetration       Juice Vellocet by Adam   Pour me a dram of carrot + My droogs would like ... http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet/2008/01/16/ear-%e2%80%93-carrot-%e2%80%93-stick-%e2%80%93-non-penetration-%e2%80%93-supernatural/ Falling Out of the Sky by Stephanie   There they were when we peered into the microscope at Future Laboratories: Twelve thousand eighty-four of them. Wriggling pupae, grey in their fragility, frightened in a beige ocean.   That’s what I remembered strangely when your wrist hung out of the helicopter— You dangled and sputtered, I was a cardboard box for the ... http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet/2008/01/16/sputter-%e2%80%93-wrist-%e2%80%93-pupae-%e2%80%93-twelve-thousand-eighty-four-%e2%80%93-grey/ A Sorcerer Stuck in a Blowhole by Adam   Shrimp grasping and tweezing at the obstruction, remorae giving him some nasty hickies   When the judge dropped the gavel, condemning him to a sojourn below we fell to his knees in the gravel, dreaming and dreading the tortures to come. His legal counsel advised him to grovel but the admonition was ... http://endtable.net/sneezeshieldatthedustbuffet/2008/01/16/sorcerer-%e2%80%93-stuck-%e2%80%93-gravel-%e2%80%93-grovel-%e2%80%93-nacre/