Mission Oak Frame
by Evelyn
Retarded halibut framed in mission oak
Forge! Ascerbic, gangly herder
The recumbent chair creeps closer to
the mutt shears…
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Oh Gangly God
by Stephanie
Recumbent out back on the lawn,
we forged a new gentle philosophy.
An acerbic appearance of a Messiah
scared the halibut shitless
and sent them shivering back into blackness.
The retarded army sputtered and sank.
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Untitled
by Erika
Little gangly guys
race around the yard
and forge their retarded names in the dirt.
“Halibut, halibut, more halibut”
was the acerbic word.
And you never even told me
what you think “recumbent” means.
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Untitled
by Miles
the retarded halibut slid upstream
environmental protections kept them safe like
an iron-forged security blanket
recumbent, quiet sliding like a moonbeam
gangly field-trip teens staring from across the dike
his slow, acerbic musings cooled downstream, spread like a sheet
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Flope
by Adam
push on my sternum acerbic
recumbent recoup my potential
floating retarded indentured
forge a gangly recurring dissention
until respite we march
or laze on the porch
have halibut every 3rd sunday
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Untitled
by Carla
I have something stuck in my throat
and while I am choking and coughing
focusing on the struggle things slip by
behind the lump so big even the retarded
gangly things can slip by behind in
where the gangles forge their own path
aw crap I am tired of writing small
and neat so other people on their
recumbent bouncy balls with halibut
mitts for fleshily fondling acerbic balls
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Blind Date
by Matthew
Are you retarded?
The halibut is on sale.
Do you think the Vulcan remained recumbent
when working at his mighty forge?
If you think you can make up
for your gangly face with acerbic wit…
you might be right,
put another log on and let’s see what happens…
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Acerbic Alaska
by Adam #2
Gangly weatherbeaten men forging through the winter,
the halibut were sparse that season.
The humor sparser.
The retarded first mate kept cracking the same joke.
Black clouds gathered ominously.
Even the fish were sad.
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Recumbent
by Alexis
Identify a pattern
guess whose turn:
To forge for a halibut
only to find a mutt
retarded, gangly, putt. putt. putt.
into a pitt
an acerbic wit