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Dr Seuss
   By: mc-shredder
Your shit is whack better take it back
or you'll get crapped on by a giant Pterodact
I'm a terror that
can't be stopped
Hop on Pop
Mudered Dr. Seuss for tryin to pat me on the back instead of cooking and hooking me up with crack
I'm making him do a belly flop
plop plop in the pool like a kid afraid to shit in the bathroom at school
Actin' cool in every grade wearin shades liftin blades from your backpack better watch your back, Jack, I'll slice your face like the Joker while you're playin poker till you smile bigger than if you had four jacks and an ace like Al Roker

Cancelled a show in your town and burned the arena down, brought my own PA since it's got much better sound
Played a show in the parking lot, louder than a barking dog, brought the cops to the spot so I dressed up like Sigur Ros with some clothes I bought at Ross.
Do you love it? I love it. So I shove it, right up your ass and keep rappin so fast the cops run away and get wind rash.
After the show I go home with whoever I see
This one blonde bitch with three tits cause just two just bores me.

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