We Livin' in Rap City

Watch out while i spit rhymes like i'm from the dirrty dirrty,
u guys still live wid yo mums tho yo turning thirty!
This is just the start there is plenty more,
so let me take you guys on a mystery tour,
u ain't seen a guy like me before,
i get da people jumping when i geton the floor,
i think its time to share my wisdom now,
i'll explain what where when and how,
Nobody this side of the atlantic can stack up to me,
yea we from britain but we don't sit around an drink no tea,
So whats up in the east homies, south should take a bath,
But a heads up to Shady and Aftermath,
I bin thinking lately guys maybe what u need,
is another white man who can take the lead,
If you ain't with me u against me, you no it's true,
And Slim remember what they told you one plus one is two,
And two heads are better than one so get up,
And two mics make a much better song won't stop,
Now remember remember the 5th November,
It would have worked if he'd waited til December,
Oh well sometimes it just can't be,
But we'll win one day you wait and see,
Right ok I'm going now I've had enough,
I know my boy Flipper could finish youz all off.

East side till you cry!

you just an asskissa, i'll fuck your girl like 2pac and jada,have your organs lookin like a pack of now and latas,you got nowhere to run, except to your savior, i bring mo heat than a heata,you a fruit cake and it aint even december.i bet you got no doe, imma walkin b-note, ben franklin in person you just a washington symbol, your mom makes silly putty dildos,tell your girl to shave her mustache it looks like ben wallaces afro

dude ever heard of the return key?

were you from

where i from?

hommie u need some lessons,or maybe the lords blessins,
cuz yo rhymes is gay,i spit rhyme the fly way,im hot plus 
im bout to get a record deal,yo as is trippin like u done 
been on some pills,so why u gettin on here with them
wack ass lines,take a couple of years and work on them 
rhymes,