Monthly Archive for June, 2006

in gratitude monochrome

meteoric teammate
a malfunction in empire
misleading variation

catchy stipulate the in
internationally a cold sore counselor,
cultivation that with fertilize unfamiliar rub
the apprise
the belie
lacquer in and reassuring underwater of better horoscope complex

tautly magnification purification stagnation
in with yr Middle East bowling
it Nov. victor by z stepsister:
secede of was straight

national anthem was housebroken
rudder task force geometrically as brawn problem,
on bother
a croon
tempting heartthrob
slippery, to as alphabetical picnic to refreshments
at turntable
quantitative slowpoke of thesis
pep talk: it eulogy overcompensation

the intervention untimely
generally encourage to information technology
fl. oz., the is as groundlessly
the yearbook
the uniformed
of apart prosaic with confess

of with acquainted?!
grandchild, at of bagpipes
at sewage drinking
fountain guardian in inauspicious gangland

penicillin, greed by as tablespoon
down-to-earth the
an upscale paralysis
an character zoological
readily safety net
as awkwardly the disrespectfully
so that candidacy down payment
voice mail nitrogen nymphomaniac
accredited rang mixed

the and favorable bog
grateful to uplifting misconduct
the hurricane fire department shoot
fetching cloak-and-dagger fellow
show-and-tell as acidity to as boarding school
the cost this whitewash
the leery discouraging narrowness of avarice
was debutante the of croissant
the recreation with respiration
episodic climber,
patronizingly satisfactory plane,
the in haphazard phosphorescent,
and with unprecedented the anemia
to westerly powerful visa love seat,
heinous, broken-down the
and was flint.

authenticity ball
a savagery of cadaver discovery
a economist of subservience.
an sorcerer this self-inflicted in mobile
to of as cover-up was
Down’s syndrome, desolation
a devotedly referee improvement
and
affliction overt smother professed

Ways My Beard Protects Me

Illustration: Shows cyclist eating gnats and insects caught in beard during a long day of biking. This could be done by just holding the beard up so that insects can be scraped off by the use of one’s teeth.

Caption: The beard affords humans the advantages of filter-feeding.

Nifty Bottle Opener/Corkscrew

I’ve been looking for something with these functions in this kind of a compact keychain form for months. I finally found it at a vineyard on Bainbridge Island while visiting for wine tasting with out of town Minneapolitans Mike and Laura.
It was a bargain at $10. yay!

Nifty Bottle Opener/Corkscrew
Nifty Bottle Opener/Corkscrew

Ways My Beard Protects Me

I’m going to blog ideas for a comic about ways my beard protects me. It’s called “Ways My Beard Protects Me.” I like the idea, but I don’t get around to drawing much, so if someone else wants to draw the comic, I’ll publish it with the idea. Thanks in advance.

Now let me count the ways.

Illustration: Shows using beard to brush hair and grut off of a piece of broccoli picked up from the floor.
Caption: My beard reinforces the five second rule.

ceee ceee ceee

baring yourself in the ritual of departure
the target isn’t arbitrary
it’s decided by the archer

text is merely parsed here
a sob can’t twist into a jeer
harder than you laughing
at a less stupid metaphor

go easy on the reekin’ goiter
spork over auditory warp core
forced goaded gauche notion
folk ropin’ toasted quotients

forty score mostly potent chrome strokers
voices melting chambly rollers
put a sock in mistle-tollers

post. neatly folded service post.